Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I wear drunk well.
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