I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
