Me. At least after what I've been through.
I think my vagina is haunted
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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