New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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