I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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