i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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