porn star boner night. come get it.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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