Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
His nipple licking is glorious
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