FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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