so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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