Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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