talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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