yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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