thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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