..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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