K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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