After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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