five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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