Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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