dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
there was a trapeze. enough said
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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