Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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