awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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