there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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