god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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