the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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