is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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