i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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