But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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