thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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