How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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