He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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