you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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