so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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