I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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