she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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