I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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