why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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