"it" just moved
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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