So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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