your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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