i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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