WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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