she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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