Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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