It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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