Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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