That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
This girl is more easily done than said...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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