he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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