the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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