I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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