Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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